New Product for all our furred friends!

New Product for all our furred friends!

Are you tired of using the 'backspace' key all the time
when you hit all those small human sized keys with your paws?
Do you find that stupid 'mouse' thing boring?

Well, guess what? Heidi and I have just received our first
and only shipment of Dog Byte Keyboards. We had these
manufactured to our exact specifications. Listen to what you get! 

1. Each key is a full two inches wide with 1 inch space between letters.
Yes my pups, no more hitting two keys at once. Those days
are gone forever. Naturally, this baby takes up some real estate,
it's a full 4 X 8 feet!

2. Comes equipped with the Heidi & Max's exclusive 'drool tray'
conveniently located in the front.

3. Uses our 'live mouse'. Long tail version 3.6. And the great feature
is you can order replacements!

4. All cables and plugs are included! This bone colored beauty
is Windows 95 compatible. It is truly 'Plug and Bite'

OK... now stop panting... here's how to order!

Go fetch your master's wallet or pocket book. Look for any
pieces of paper that have pictures of funny looking humans
in the middle and two digit numbers printed in the corners that end
in zeros. Stuff as many as you can fit into an envelope and address it to

Heidi & Max's Laboratory for Advanced Stick Studies
Lund, Sweden

In the US send to-

Heidi & Max's Cookie Foundation
New Haven, Vermont

Remember... these won't last... so order NOW.... yes... GO FETCH!

Offer expires Dec 31, 1997. Puppies under 8 months old must have a
note from their mothers. Void where prohibited. California puppies
add appropriate sales tax. Sorry... we cannot send 'Live Mouse'
to Hawaii. Satisfaction guaranteed or twice your drool back!

Your cyberpup friends,

Heidi and Max